WORDS WOMEN USE

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing".

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a
woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say "you're welcome" and
back out of the room slowly.

So now all you men know ;-)