Medical
Definitions
Artery................................The study of paintings.
Bacteria............................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................What
doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section...........A neighbourhood
in Rome.
CAT scan...............................Searching
for kitty.
Cauterise..........................Made eye contact with her.
Coma..................................A punctuation mark.
D & C..................................Where
Washington is.
Dilate................................To live long.
Enema................................Not a friend.
Fester..............................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula................................A
small lie.
Hangnail...........................What you hang your coat on.
Labour Pain........................Getting
hurt at work.
Medical Staff..................A
Doctor's cane.
Morbid..............................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates............................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...................................I knew it.
Outpatient.......................A person who has fainted.
Post Operative..............A letter
carrier.
Rectum..............................Darn near killed him.
Secretion.........................Hiding something.
Seizure.............................Roman emperor.
Tablet................................A
small table.
Terminal Illness...........Getting
sick at the airport.
Tumour................................More than one.
Urine..................................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose...........................Near by/close by.
